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Halloween Jokes

Here are some Halloween jokes only my seven-year-old son could love. Well, maybe
your seven-year-old son can love them too.
Or your sometimes acts like he is seven-years-old husband.

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?


What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?


Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?


Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn't have a haunting license

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with.

Why did Dracula go to the doctor?

Because of the coffin

Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation.

What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?

Dead ends

What is a vampires favorite holiday?


What does a ghost like in his coffee?
Scream and sugar

What do Italian's eat on Halloween

Fettucinni Afraid-o

(you may not think they are funny, but the last one is a good idea for Halloween dinner!)

Write a couple of these down and put them in your kids lunch box tomorrow!

Or print them out and cut them into little

strips (like fortunes from a fortune cookie) and hand them out with your Halloween candy to Trick-or-Treaters.


Unknown said...

So funny. My nine year old is going as a comedian for halloween. He loves jokes, so I'll have to share these with him!

Lorie said...

How fun! I hope some of them work!

Anonymous said...

I remember jokes like these when I as a kid. I would laugh and laugh. I still chuckled at a few.